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demoConcept demo — not a Whop product.
Always-on prospecting

Every angry Stripe thread
is a lead.

An agent reads the whole internet’s payment-processor rage, qualifies it, and hands it to the right human.

See the flowSee the queue

Mock pipeline · real posts where quoted

Five stages

From a bad Friday to a booked call.

One agent reads the complaint, scores it, works out who wrote it, and puts a draft in front of the person who owns that segment.

XRedditHacker NewsTrustpilotBBBYouTubeBluesky
“Stripe has decided to nuke my entire business” — Connect account deactivated; reason listed: “Other.”Hacker News · yaythefuture · 2022-09-15“Thousands of humans work there, but you can't speak to anyone.”Medium · David Mokotoff, MD · 2026-02-11“Stripe is about to start making you pay for your free Radar protection” — most-commented post of the sub's year.Reddit · r/stripe · 2026-07-30“Stripe charges you $15 for every chargeback — even if you win.”Reddit · r/smallbusiness · 2026-04-08

Real posts, quoted verbatim from the same dataset as page one — the listener is the part of this page that exists. Every link opens its source.

classify( thread )SIMULATED Simulated figure. Illustrative only — not a measurement.
  • complaint_typefrozen_funds96%
  • heat92 / 10088%
  • is_decision_makertrue · founder74%
  • processorstripe99%

Heat is not sentiment. It blends recency, reach, how specific the complaint is, and how much money the poster says is stuck. A furious tweet about a $12 fee scores below a calm post about a $400k hold.

enrich( author )SIMULATED Simulated figure. Illustrative only — not a measurement.
Jordan DemoFounder & CTO · Acme Trading Co
Est. monthly volume
$41,200
Work email
jordan@acme-demo.test
Direct line
+1 555 0100
Stack detected
stripe-node 14.x · Next.js
Churn intent
0.86
First seen
Fri 18:40 UTC

Fictional person, fictional company, reserved 555 number, .test domain. No row on this page describes a real human being.

route( lead )SIMULATED Simulated figure. Illustrative only — not a measurement.
  • Creator< $10k/mo · single seatPriya Sample
  • SaaS$10k–$250k/mo · recurringSarah Mock
  • MarketplaceConnect / split payoutsMarcus Demo
#whop-inboundMOCK MESSAGE Invented handoff message. Nobody was notified.
pipeline-agentAPP18:41

@sarah-mock — $41k/mo SaaS, froze Friday, 92 heat, decision-maker. Draft reply attached; thread linked.

Open leadRead draftNot my segment

Mock chips. Nothing here is wired to a real workspace.

draft · unsentMOCK DRAFT Invented draft message. It was never addressed to anyone or sent.
to
jordan@acme-demo.test
subject
your Friday freeze — a way out that keeps your code

Saw your thread. Two things that might help, no pitch: the hold clock on your account is public in our policy, and your Stripe integration ports with one line — same SDK, same IDs. Happy to show the diff.

queued for a human · 0 sent by the agent

The agent never sends. It reads, scores, enriches, routes and writes. A named human presses the button, or nobody does — which is also the only version of this that survives contact with a support team.

Mock board

What the humans actually see.

Leads the agent has already read, scored and routed — waiting on a person to press send. Every row below is invented.

board · 8 rows · sorted by heatSIMULATED Mock lead board. No row corresponds to a real person, company or post.
Mock lead board: eight invented leads with source, heat, estimated revenue, pipeline stage, owner and age. No row describes a real person, company or post.
SourceHeatEst. revenueStageOwnerAge
payout-hold threadon hn. Mock reference, not a link.97$310k/moWONmigratedSarah Mock6d
“frozen 90 days” threadon hn. Mock reference, not a link.94$128k/moHandoff sentSarah Mock2h
freeze post, r/mockon reddit. Mock reference, not a link.88$41k/moDraft readySarah Mock5h
fee-increase replyon x. Mock reference, not a link.76$22k/moEnrichedMarcus Demo9h
1-star payout reviewon trustpilot. Mock reference, not a link.71$9.4k/moEnrichedPriya Sample1d
complaint filedon bbb. Mock reference, not a link.63$6.2k/moQualifyingMarcus Demo1d
“leaving processors” commenton youtube. Mock reference, not a link.58$3.8k/moQualifyingPriya Sample2d
chargeback post, r/mockon reddit. Mock reference, not a link.46$1.9k/moDetectedUnassigned3d

Mock board. Eight invented rows — no lead, person, company or thread on it is real, and the source column is a label rather than a link.

Owners are fictional: Sarah Mock, Marcus Demo, Priya Sample.

Built on the same rails as superagnt_. Mock data shown throughout. The listening layer — reading public complaints across seven channels and quoting them verbatim — is the part that is real today.

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